Tuque Noir

Growing up with a name like August, the only personalized accessory I could buy for myself was a calendar. This ******. I was envious of all the Sarah's, Hannah's, and Emma's that could walk into Claire's and come out with a cheap, pretty necklace with their name on them. Well, jokes on them now -- I have a whole hat with my name on it! AND it's comfy. It does fit a little small, but that's probably because I have a big head. Either way, those Claire's girls are gonna have to rip this baby out of my cold dead hands.

J’aime la tuque mais j’aurais aimé qu’elle soit plus serrée à la tête.